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My Throught

badkidsjokes:

a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"

deathwingxvx:

the tight t shirt, no bra, pierced nipple aesthetic is a true blessing upon this earth

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

writing tip #925:

gr8writingtips:

love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

scaryjokes:

i really love aubrey plaza
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