I don't know what this is anymore
My Throught


a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"


the tight t shirt, no bra, pierced nipple aesthetic is a true blessing upon this earth


sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

writing tip #925:


love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring


i really love aubrey plaza
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